Me: Tim has a lot of rage inside
Coworker: Tim? No he is a big softy inside. All pink and mushy
Tim: you want to touch the back of my head?
Tim: well i'll show you the moves. I went like this and then like this. stomped on his foot and my head went smash and i got a bunch teeth in the back of my head. that's because I couldn't control my shit.
Me: yeah he couldn't make it to the bathroom in time